Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Tuesday Quickie: Porn Versions of Movies

It's Tuesday and I don't have a lot of time so I came up with some porn versions of movies to share with everyone.  Read through theses and come up with your own porn versions of movies and leave them in the comments!


American Booty:  Midori is a housewife how grows bored of her husband and begins to fantasize about her neighbor, Monique and her endless supply of men.  When Monique rents some rooms out to a couple of grad school studs Midori learns what it's like being a good neighbor.


Bitanic: It's the same story as Titanic, but with much, MUCH more sex.

Edward Penishands:  I'll assume that this is a movie about a guy named Edward, with penishands.

Snatch Adams:  Dr. Adams perscribes much more than antibiotics in this medical "feel good" movie.  I can't wait to see her bedside manner!


TrixXx:  Hash needs to find the truth.  That's where Jade and Serenade come in.  Follow the rabbit down the hole (heh).



Throbin Hood:  Throbin Hood and his band of merry men rebel against the Evil Queen and Sheriff Naughty Ham's tax on pussy.  I would hate to play Little John in this one!

3 comments:

Jenno said...

Heh heh heh. :) Niiice.

My personal favorites: Hairy Twatter... The Last Goatse... and of course, When Harry met OH OH OH!! Haha :)

Kate said...

I do love

"Snow White on the Seven Dwarves"

Disney is so easy to make dirty!

jules said...

Is it wrong that I like the sounds of Edward Penishands?

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